There's a sucker putting up a new blog every day

Here is a collection of things I have said while promoting my blog. Enjoy!

"I know this is a radical departure from the usual smut links I send you folks, but I’d like you to check out my new blog…"

"Fine! I added some boring powerpoint graphics to liven up the long post! "

"Yeah,… I created this blog in order to save mankind."

"My blog is so quiet it’s a great way to get away from the hustle and bustle of web 2.0. I open it up full screen on my computer whenever I need a quiet place to relax and contemplate the meaning of the universe!"

"It's not so much that I started a blog because I have lots of free time. When I put up my blog, I felt I had something important to say and I was proud of the way I said it (see The Art of Listening). Plus I have advertising on my blog and I've made $0.43 already! Never mind that I've spent $50 on it. You have to spend money to make money, right? There's a sucker putting up a blog on the internet every day, isn't there?"